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Dicktato

1. A penis that is shaped oddly like a potato

2. When someone doesn't clearly tell you what to do properly so you humourlessly say that it was so unclear that you accidentally got your dick stuck in a potato
1: Girl 1: Did you sleep with Andy last night?
Girl 2: Yeah but he had a dicktato
Girl 1: I knew it!

2: Guy 1: So you gotta go around the corner and walk a bit and then turn and you're there
Guy 2: Instructions not clear; Dick stuck in potato
by Phone obsessed teen January 17, 2017
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Dictator

Someone who orders you to do work, and does not care about any problems you have. Usually someone with higher power.
Kylee: Oml this noob drew is getting rekt by Mrs. Cowick. She's not giving him any exit ticket clues!
Liam: Yeah. She's a Dictator.
by CringeplexOfficial May 2, 2017
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Dictator

Someone who rules over a bunch of people who doesn't give a shit what the people they rule over think. They are usually considered as total dicks, which is why they are called DIC-tators.
Kim Jong Un is such a dictator. He doesn't give a shit about his people and he is overall just a total dick.
by Retarded chicken April 18, 2018
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Dicktater

A long potato in which a hole has been cured lengthwise in order for a Male to place his penis in as a device for masturbation.
Dicktater is used for Male Masturbation.
by Lyn112085 October 13, 2018
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Dictator

One whom creates scrumptious tator tots from the male penis
Karen is a dictator
by Potatoepatches August 26, 2019
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Dictator

Aladeen is the dictator of Republic of Wadiya
by Skskskseva April 21, 2020
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Dictator

A person or thing that suffers from ailurophobia.
A creeper is a dictator because they run away from minecraft cats.
by Superfortniter2008 November 4, 2020
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