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dicking

When your mate gets absolutely f**ked over by anyone or anything
oi mate you just copped an absolute dicking
by piddla May 15, 2017
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shit-dicking

Using one's dick to push in the shit of another. Primarily used to describe the "male" in a homosexual relationship ; Shit-dick, Shit-dicker, Shit-dicked
"Man that stiltzdaddy has been shit-dicking a TON of dudes lately."
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dickinitus

A word used to define a male coworker or friend who feeds off being a dick, repeatedly. He is known to have a case of dickinitus!
Jennifer : look at geoffry over there, being a major dick! Maybe he should go to the doctor to get checked for a severe case of DICKINITUS!

Gennifer : definatly!
by sarelifox February 18, 2009
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Dickfinition

The visible shape of the penis through clothing that is either too tight, too thin or a combination of the two.
I wanted to go for a swim in the pool but the old guy in the speedo had way too much dickfinition and it freaked me the fuck out.
by The Antichrome March 25, 2010
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Dicking the Cheetah

Acting in an unproductive manner while in Africa. Similar to Dicking the Donkey or Dicking the Dog.
Hey Mufasa, stop dicking the cheetah and finish building the mud hut!
by panchocachondo April 17, 2012
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dicking a dick-sandwich

The term dubbed, "dicking a dick-sandwich" originated in a hotel whereby three 'mates' decided that two of them would press their exposed genitalia against one another, getting erections in order for their dicks to press against one another horizontally in a 2D fashion for the third 'mate' to then insert their dick into the 'sandwich', such as vaginal sex. This methodology is referred to as forming a sandwich, one structured through the building blocks of dicks. This is also known to form a 'tri force of dick', being the limit break most commonly referred to as the 'Dick of Courage Swipe'.

It is sometimes known that the two men forming the 'sandwich' hold their dicks together at their respective bases to strengthen the structure.

Upon explanation of the concept to an exterior source one question was asked,

"Should it not be therefore called fucking a dick-sandwich?"
Upon inquiry this question was swiftly met with the previously discussed answer,
"No, because one is putting ones dick in the aforementioned 'sandwich', therefore eliminating that this could be done without the use of a strap-on by a female."
M1: "Hey, we have been thinking and, do you want to put your dick in between ours?"
M3: "Yes, please form a sandwich with your penises so that I may proceed to fuck the gap."
M2: "So you want to be dicking a dick-sandwich?"
by Endrain April 26, 2016
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Dickin’ Dots

The act of dipping one’s penis into a bowl of Dippin’ Dots so that they stick to one’s dick before receiving a blowjob.
I can’t wait to see Kyle this weekend, he’s gonna give me the ol’ Dickin’ Dots: a frosty treat upon his meat.”
by hSak October 25, 2017
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