magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair

He was born out of the Scandinavian god Odin's rectum on October 9, 1944 (Leif Eriksson Day) due to a wolf-styled anal plug. Later killed in an accident involving poisonous blowfish innards, he was then reborn through a cake recipe in which the blond-haired baker didn't do the cooking by the book. However the oven was built into the volcano Eyjafjallajokull, and he was blown into a bush at a park in Nevada (after Iceland's banking crisis). There, he was discovered by Funion-eating Americans, whom adopted him as their love child. He currently resides with bitch-ass white kids and drug-dealing draugr, leaded by a half-Asian named Fuzzy Sheiben. Please subscriebe and donate nao so he can fulfill his dream of meeting Alexander Rybak. Join the Felowship of Magnus Followers who partake in the journey to his birthplace in Iceland.

ALL HAIL MAGNUS ERICKSON ALEXANDERSON THE DIVINE JESUS CHAIR

magnus erickson alexanderson the divine jesus chair by planttreesplease January 24, 2015

9 is divine 

It is the most divine of numbers as it is everything you know. It has so much meaning. Everybody knows the meaning of nine, as it comes from within oneself. Perhaps most perplexing is the meaning of divine. What is more divine than brotherhood? Several dudes doing dude things. However for most, these things are not divine. When one says that 9 is divine, know that they are within a brotherhood with a strong bond that will never fade due to the knowledge hidden behind this number.

Mary: I walked past someone today spouting about how "9 is divine". What a fucking weirdo.
John: No, that man is apart of something bigger than himself.
Mary: What could that possibly mean?

9 is divine by rhombusshapedleaf February 2, 2022

Lady So Divine 

1. A song by the band Shinedown off their 2nd Album, "Us & Them." The longest song on the record, featuring a trippy guitar solo and sticking to the album's Southern Rock sound.

2. A slang term for LSD, comes from an interpretation of the song's meaning as the guitar solo represents the "trip."

1. Dude, did you listen to that song, Lady So Divine? That guitar solo was trippy!

2. I've got a date tonight with my Lady So Divine.

Lady So Divine by TheInvisibleKid January 2, 2010

Alinity Divine 

twitch thot

"cAN wE COpY STriKe PEwdIEpIE?!" - Alinity Divine

Alinity Divine by sorray May 19, 2018

Hornyness for divine 

An overpowering hornyness for divine

I had hornyness for divine

Hornyness for divine by hornyness-for-divine April 25, 2022

the divine comedy 

The Divine Comedy is a british pop band from Ireland that is led by the only ever-present member, Neil Hannon. The Divine Comedy is also an epic poem from the 14th century that is about heaven and hell.

Usually Hannon hires an orchestra in his songs, and its sounds really awesome. Listen to 'Die A Virgin'.

The Divine Comedy had a song in the beginning of "Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy" entitled "Thank You For The Fish".

the divine comedy by Fawna, the Lifeless Corpse August 31, 2006

Is Algebra Divine or Demonic? 

Algebra became evil or murderous when God allowed Satan to put the alphabet in math, or when the father of lies got his wish to separate earthlings into simple- and symbol-minded people.

During his last metamathematical talk, Prof. Ian tried to answer these questions:
a) “Is Algebra divine or demonic?”
b) “Is Zero invented or discovered?”
c) “What is the value of Pi on Venus?”
d) “What is the color of Phi?”

Is Algebra Divine or Demonic? by MathPlus April 30, 2023