Denver the most handsome guy anyone could ever meet. He is sweet and charming. He loves pizza and a Denver’s eyes are typically green and brown. Denver’s are confident, have a ted bit of anger issues, but are very protective. They make great boyfriends and an ever better husband. Denver’s are itsasistable to other girls and everyone is trying to get at him. Denver’s normally don’t cheat. Denver’s are born in April and have amazing personalities.
“Did you see that Denver kid”
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Denvers, great boyfriends, even better husbands
“Yeah.. omg HES so hot!”
Denvers, great boyfriends, even better husbands
by 1mR3@| September 19, 2018
Get the denver mug.When some draws a line and another crosses it so bad they go so far south, they end up in a city hundreds of mile away from said line, thus showing themselves to be an ass.
Steve and Joe live in Canada.
Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.
Joe: What's that?
Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey grease all over them.
Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.
Steve: Dude, your in Denver.
Steve: Dude I have turkey fingers.
Joe: What's that?
Steve: Been cooking turkey all day and my fingers have turkey grease all over them.
Joe: Well then I must have greasy mom fingers. I've been cookin your moms baby box with my fat fingers all day and now they're all greasy and smelly.
Steve: Dude, your in Denver.
by btra26 December 2, 2010
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Home of rappers Young Doe, Interstate Ike and Black Pegasus, also home to Mexicans, Salvadorians, trailer park trash, Ski Bums, Black Nationalists, wild gangsters, Wangstas, Pot Heads, Yuppies, and College Kids. Contrary to popular belief We are not in the Midwest, we are more like Westmid we are not a white majority city. We know our directions because the mountains are west and betta belive we got the best green between NY and Cali. We are the drunkest and crunkest city in the United States of America (You can see that first hand downtown Thursday - Sunday). Our Mayor decided to build a airport in the middle of nowhere and our ass hole pigs kill about an average of 5-10 of us for no reason every year....But I love it here and if you dont feel free to kill your self cause I rep the 303 to the fullest!
Read the Infared across ya head Im bred king like simba/
Bolder (Boulder) than Denver I aint a mad rapper just an MC wit a Temper! - Common "Get 'Em High"
Bolder (Boulder) than Denver I aint a mad rapper just an MC wit a Temper! - Common "Get 'Em High"
by Kid Wave October 10, 2008
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2. 10lbs of excrement in a paper sack that has only a 5lb capacity.
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Kid: Did you get me the bike I wanted for my birthday?
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
Dad: No, but I got you a nice, steamy deever.
by FischStick April 10, 2009
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When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
When two people engage in sexual anal intercourse a lubricant is needed.
Egg Whites are a sutiable lubricant.
Now this special move works by break the egg over the anus entrance.
After the egg is broken, the yolk and egg whites are pushed into the cavity with the penis or object.
After the act is complete, the remaining egg that was in the cavity is placed into a frying pan.
The egg is cooked and eaten.
Thus you have a Denver Omelet.
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by sushisuccubus June 23, 2009
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