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David vs Goliath

When a man with a micropenis engages in sexual intercourse with a woman with an enlarged clitoris. The clitoris must be larger than the micropenis to qualify.
Shaun had a real David vs Goliath situation on his hands when he found himself fucking that discounted Tijuana hooker.
by Manatee Soup June 14, 2019
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David Mamo

A man who sold his kneecaps to the black market to make some money, also he is a giant douche
person 1: who do you have?
Person 2 : David Mamo
Person 1: I am so sorry for you
by DAVID MAMO6969 September 1, 2019
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David Wallace

The Owner and CFO of Dunder Mifflin Inc. David often puts up with shit from the Scranton branch, he can usually be reached by pretending your his sick daughter to get on the phone with him.
David Wallace - "Can you tell me why you had to take the head off of the dummy?"
Dwight - "Well David Wallace, I saw it in a movie, I didn't think it was very realistic, turns out it's very realistic."
by The MGV May 19, 2020
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DavidAustin

Commonly used nickname for someone that is cool, calm, and collected. Often slow-moving, DavidAustins are a special type of person that is quite rare to come across.
"that guy right there is a real DavidAustin"
I guess thats the name his parents gave him
by lintonkwesigod May 10, 2021
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Davidslastaccount

Banned 17m cringe ass dark human 1 shotter
Isn't that Davidslastaccount the dark spammer?
by Shozoku November 12, 2021
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David Harbour

A delicious man. Scrumdiddlyumptious. Did I say man? I meant modern Adonis. Dad bods are in, deal with it. Large mammal? Yes, Please.
Any woman anywhere: David Harbour?!?!?!
David Harbour: …Yes?
AWA: Get your delicious butt over here, you yummy yummy, you!
by goldengrey1776 December 19, 2021
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ITW David Speer

1. A high school where each year they take in large amounts of hopeless kids who all either failed their selective enrollment test or didn't bother taking it. They're forced to cope with teachers trying to be in their business.

2. A building that is at least new, but filled with ignorant, pot-head, slutty, egotistical, bitches who all think they'll make it big in this world by doing nothing.

3. A school where the students can only express themselves by the types of socks they fucking wear. Where we don't even have our own privacy. Like we can't even take a shit alone. A school where your only cool if you pass the fitness exam. And where teachers can curse at students.
Maria: What school you go to?
Josh: ITW David Speer

Maria: I’ll pray for you
by Wack g November 18, 2018
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