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Desperate Daniel

A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.
"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
by CoomerCarlos69 July 13, 2022
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Desperation

The new definition of desperation is John
by JT_L0VE February 24, 2017
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Desperate

Last night you were soo desperate
by Suckibarbell May 22, 2019
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Desperate clown

A pathetic male who has so much trouble getting fresh pussy that he begins to date a girl who in the past dropped him like a bag of hot garbage. Also known as recycling.
James: Hey Alex did you hear about Ryan?
Alex: No, what happened?
James: That dude went all desperate clown and started dating Rachel again!
by Meatstalk September 3, 2016
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Desperate

A person that is so desperate for fucking someone that he goes for the first person interested in him
Did you see how desperate Bendik was for Julia?
by HN SIMP COMEDIAN RETARD October 22, 2019
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Ejaculation Desperation

When you are so desperately horny you have to ejaculate.
IM CUMMING!!
To the kitchen?
No in my pants! It’s an ejaculation desperation
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb May 14, 2020
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Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
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