desperate housewives

A show on TV that follows the misadventures of mostly uninteresting characters.

The redhead is the ugliest woman in the group....and yet she is by far the most desirable sexually! I don't get it.

by KidNotorius May 13, 2005

desperate

Doing unforgivable things in the chance that you might get some that night

"Hey Andy what did you do last night in town?"
"Dude i went to Globe bar"
"WTF, that is desperate man. I hope you got some?"
"Nah man, i got ripped off"

by Apple bottom jeans March 25, 2009

desperatebooking

Posting things on Facebook over and over about being single and lonely, even if it's just a song lyric.

Yeah! She seriously needs to stop desperatebooking.

by wordothepenguin August 23, 2010

Desperation

People that are so desperate for a girlfriend that they will go out with a girl from Canada that they met over X-Box Live.

Dave Farrell had a girlfriend in Canada who he met over X-Box Live.

by Nobody May 13, 2005

desparate

When horny males over the age of 16 follow and hook up with girls of the age of 14 and under.

male #1: dude lets sneak out to jenna's house tonight! i hear shes having a sleep over with her friends so there will be plenty of underage chicks to go around!

male #2: niceee man im in!

male#3: I havent gotten any in a month! im desparate!

by yankeesfan2200 July 24, 2009

Desperado

Someone who is desperate for a boyfriend/girlfriend, when really they just want attention from the opposite sex for reassurance.

Someone who acts "desperate" for a boyfriend/girlfriend and denies it.

Alicia be actin' like a damn desperado with her damn hair flipping.

He looks like a desperado just trying to talk to Jessica.

by BooBooChaquita February 22, 2011

Desperation Drunk

When you get drunk enough that you start throwing yourself at anything that moves.

Man, did you see Hank the other night?
Yea, ever since his last girl left him, he goes out and gets desperation drunk to try to get any action he can, even with that ugly slut, Mary.

by dr1nk January 24, 2012