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Date Stomp

When someone schedules an event on the same day that you did, knowingly and maliciously.
Dude, they're totally trying to date stomp us with that concert.
by rincewindrocks February 27, 2011
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superbutt date

someone who over extends themselves emotionally towards a person in a relationship and participates in traditional courting activities in an attempt to create a sexual event horizon..
spencer used to superbutt date lindsay when he was wasted mostly..
by Shmanye west October 16, 2011
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New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.
Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
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Sounds like my prom date

A phrase used to add innuendo to a non-sexual comment.

It is very similar to "That's what she said", but offers even more options for use. Note that this is not a replacement for "That's what she said", but should be used when it makes more sense.

Also, high schoolers should be sure to not make your comment sound like you mean your real prom date. Like yo' mama jokes, and "That's what she said" it does not refer to a real person.
Jane: I can't believe we waited in line for an hour for that roller coaster. It finished so fast that I was disappointed.
Maude: Sounds like my prom date!

Biff: Man, that new lemon drink sure does go down easy.
Jeff: Sounds like my prom date!

Sally: You should check out the men's clothes on clearance at that store. When you walk in, on the left, they have a huge rack.
Bob: Sounds like my prom date!
by Atl Livin' May 25, 2010
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Date

process of getting to know a potential lover in a formal artificial setting. Culture defines serries of steps in which certain topics and activities are divided into series. Ex. Americans have divided the sex act into bases. These can change for the most part kissing is first base, intercourse fourth base.
Don't talk about kids on the first date.
by blaspheme your maker April 18, 2015
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Don't Date Him Girl

A great site to warn others about cheaters, players, losers, haters, etc.
Kelly, that guy that asked you out yesterday, he's on don't date him girl .com!

Kelly: What?!?!
by justdontdatehimgirl May 5, 2009
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sticky date

An very unclean and still moist anus.
The guy didn't wipe his arse after that turd, so he's going around with a sticky date.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
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