Daddy Zides

FUcking thicc ass principle. Kind've an asshole but he's chill.

guy 1: Did you see Daddy Zides today?
guy2: Yah those pants make him look extra thicc.

by iwilleatyorliver February 17, 2020

Daddy K

There is only one real "Daddy K" in this world. He is the protector of the innocent, the survivor of tragedy, and the one everyone fears. In fact, Daddy K has become such a legend that the word is now used to describe a state of mind. At some point or another, we have all been Daddy K, knowingly or not. Whenever you feel like you just can't stand the injustices around you and you put on a "tough guy" persona to make your point, you are Daddy K.

Two bullies are picking on a weak kid in a desolate hallway after school. Someone sees the violence going on and tries to stand up.

"Hey man what are you doing, we've picked on Jimmy for weeks its fine man go with the flow and get out of here" -the Bullies

"No, you've gone too far now, it's time to put you bullies back in place. Who am I? I'm Daddy K, I drive the finest cars, I get the finest girls and no one can stop me" -Daddy K

by whatisthistree March 2, 2009

Daddyboi

Fuckboi who uses elements of BDSM and DDLG to pick up on eGirls and thots on social networks like Omegle, Kik and Discord. A successful Daddyboi to send them noods. May have a username with "Daddy" at the beginning, and/or use other terms from the BDSM community.

TracytheGamerGrill: Who tf is Daddy Uwu? He just DM'd me and said "Have you been a good girl?" I don't even know him!

Melanie666Queen: Oh, that dude is just a Daddyboi...

TracytheGamerGrill: Wtf he's calling me a SLUT now!

Melanie666Queen: Just block his dumb ass.

by OnYourDrugs January 10, 2019

Daddy Probing

Usually performed by a guy who is talking to a girl at the bar and trying to assess how deep her daddy issues go. This will help the gentleman assess the ratio between the level of daddy issues and the quality of the blowjob.

I was daddy probing this girl at the bar and found out she grew up with her mom and sister. I think she's looking for some validation from a positive male role model.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

daddy milkers

The biggest and fattest pair of titties you've ever seen!

You can see those daddy milkers from outer space bruh

by Rangers blow ass September 12, 2021

Daddy’s little barcode

A bitch with her wrists slit and daddy issues and an unhealthy addiction to energy drinks also known as trinity

Jada: how’s daddy’s little barcode
Trinity: STFU I’m tried I haven’t slept in two days

by Monsterbitch October 16, 2021

Daddykins

Someone who is male and you think is cute or hot but you don’t wanna date him or you just can’t date him.

Person 1: Omg Look he is such a daddykins
Person 2: Omg he is

by Yuri_ayomiku December 27, 2021