dankski

Ranjesh: *looking at sister* 'Oh my she is dankski'
Ranjesh's Mum: 'No curry tonight you blasphemous child'
Ranjesh: 'Allow it famalamadingdong'

by JesusMkII April 28, 2014

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danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart February 2, 2016

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danisnotonfire had joined YouTube in October 2009 and has since amassed around 5 million subscribers. Called the internet cult leader, Dan, now 24, uploads content that is highly relatable with an amzing sense of self-depracating humor that has made millions of people, usually young adults, his fans.
Besides uploading on his main channel, Dan also has a side channel, danisnotinteresting, which he seems to have forgotten about. He is also a BBC Radio 1 presenter and is author of the New York Times bestseller The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire (which he has co-authored with AmazingPhil, aka Phil Lester, his best friend and flatmate since 2009), has presented an esports documentary for BBC Three, and has hosted the BRITs worldwide internet livestream three times now with Phil Lester.

Latest news is that he is going to be touring the USA soon with Phil Lester on The Amazing Tour Is not On Fire.

Did you see the video in whuch danisnotonfire makes his way to the top of the O2? Its hilarious!

by a-sublime-world August 21, 2016

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