Humpty Dance

Its when you limp to the side like your leg was broken shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'. No two people will do it the same. You got it down when ya appear to be in pain Humpin', funkin', jumpin', jig around, shakin' ya rump.

Yo step off, I'm doin my hump.

by ManicHispanic October 5, 2004

Coffin Dance

Play this at my funeral or I'm not going

I do enjoy coffin dance. It can never die, since if it does, it plays at its own funeral and is revived.

by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance July 9, 2020

Butthole Dance

The art of manipulating one's sphinctral muscle in time to hip-hop club music, giving the appearance the "butthole" is, in fact, dancing.

"Oh, my God!" exclaimed Rupert, "That chick sure can do the Butthole dance!".

by pfc.Snowball June 29, 2008

Mom Dance

To stand there no matter how fast or slow the beat of the song is swaying from side to side while snapping your fingers.

As I peered over to the dance floor I acknowledged the woman performing the mom dance to both techno and to a love song.

by Dand902 September 25, 2010

the dance floor

the green (golf)

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

Muscle dance

The the art of spastically flexing and unflexing every muscle in ones body at the same time.

That girl was doing the muscle dance on my cack.

That girls muscle dance be hawt.

by Coolin815 May 13, 2011

chair dancing

When Senior citizens dance without standing or getting out of their chairs.

People with physical limitations get down by chair dancing at parties and having fun with everyone else.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022