by Darrell DeMoss April 28, 2022
Get the Damian Rumermug. Most courageous guy around, and Yes its True a warrior of all sorts and in the bedroom .
I am a damian and ive made a woman cum 7 times once we literally had a fuck contest to see who would win ...
Damians also thrive on challenges , if something is too easy a Damian will by nature make it harder somehow just cause .
Damians push the envelope of societys edges especially in Art , Exploration , physical exhaustion and Invention.
Damian s also need to commune with Nature and higher Vibrational Frequencies .
Low frequency entities amd parasitic /succubi
Beings love damians inexhaustible energy reserves so it's important that Damian practice and learn some kind of reiki/metaphysical/Yogi
Practice sooner the better
Damian can also commune with other intelligences and loves other beings
So whenever an Alien/ET craft lands on Earth look no farther than your local Damian to welcome them with open arms while everyone else is scared shitless running around .
Its true damian loves to have a good time ...
Don't be like me and have to get rescued out of the wilderness by a special ops Helicopter search and rescue after falling down a dangerous waterfall cliff for your 41st birthday ...
But what a god damn awesome Bday present a Near death experience and an After Dusk helicopter rescue is ... Another chance at life ...
Damian needs lots of guidance and positive motivation while young ,
I am a damian and ive made a woman cum 7 times once we literally had a fuck contest to see who would win ...
Damians also thrive on challenges , if something is too easy a Damian will by nature make it harder somehow just cause .
Damians push the envelope of societys edges especially in Art , Exploration , physical exhaustion and Invention.
Damian s also need to commune with Nature and higher Vibrational Frequencies .
Low frequency entities amd parasitic /succubi
Beings love damians inexhaustible energy reserves so it's important that Damian practice and learn some kind of reiki/metaphysical/Yogi
Practice sooner the better
Damian can also commune with other intelligences and loves other beings
So whenever an Alien/ET craft lands on Earth look no farther than your local Damian to welcome them with open arms while everyone else is scared shitless running around .
Its true damian loves to have a good time ...
Don't be like me and have to get rescued out of the wilderness by a special ops Helicopter search and rescue after falling down a dangerous waterfall cliff for your 41st birthday ...
But what a god damn awesome Bday present a Near death experience and an After Dusk helicopter rescue is ... Another chance at life ...
Damian needs lots of guidance and positive motivation while young ,
Wr need someone crazy , strong , skillful and brave enough to run into that mother fucker take these bastards out before they knew what hit em we need a damian
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by Judge he November 23, 2014
Get the damian brice woodruffmug. Definition:
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
A caffeine-powered computer whisperer who walks the line between genius and glitch. Damian “Long Shlong” Wood isn’t just a man—he’s a chaotic event wearing human skin. He speaks fluent binary, communes with frogs for wisdom, and believes any disaster can be solved if you just Megazord it.
Profile:
Tech Wizard: Fixes computers by glaring at them until the motherboard apologizes. Once coded a working game using only a keyboard missing the “E.”
Frog Lore Scholar: Claims frogs hold the Wi-Fi password of the universe—and somehow everyone believes him.
Megazord Philosopher: His life motto: “When it’s broken, just Megazord it.” Nobody knows what that means, yet it always works.
Professional Gooner: Operates on pure focus and unholy energy; rumored to have transcended sleep during a 72-hour code-and-Red Bull marathon.
Personality:
Chaotically evil in the most helpful way possible. He’ll repair your router, but it’ll play frog croaks on startup afterward. The man radiates the aura of an overclocked raccoon who discovered enlightenment and decided to major in IT.
Legacy:
Some say he was born when a lightning bolt struck a USB hub; others think he’s a firmware update that gained consciousness. Either way, Damian “Long Shlong” Wood remains a walking reminder that science, chaos, and frog memes can coexist.
by geggregmed October 16, 2025
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by Steven Twitchell April 5, 2024
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