Dan

Probbaly a chick called loz’s best mate

Ohh look there’s a dan over there with that chicka

by Suckmylittleasshole April 1, 2019

Dan

A person how is your best friend but beats the crap out for you for no reason

He would do any think for you

But we will beat the shit out of you for no reason

Also known as my niggaer

Friend : you good dan

Dan: slaps you for no reason

by ;)fred;) February 22, 2019

Dan

Dan is the only hippie i know, he used to be a treehugger but now hes turned to the dark side and murders trees. Dan is funny at times and all the guys love him, hes truly one of a kind, im glad i can call him my friend. Sometimes, Dan can be extremely rude to people but we still love him.

Dan is a great guy

by chlochlo xx March 11, 2019

Dan

The person that is very trustworthy. Dan is also one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet. He would quit anything if it meant keeping you happy. He’s a lover, a really great one with a love of super and anti heroes. He especially loves Deadpool. He also loves playing video games. But nothing could make him as happy as you do. If you get your hands on a Dan, don’t ever let him go. You’ll regret it.

Dan is the greatest

by Danny'sGirl October 15, 2019

Dan

A person who has a strange sense of humor and tends to be offended by certain hair on teachers. He tends to be single and can rarely be seen with more than five people. His hair is usually a mess and he rarely has the guts to do anything. Occasionally he can be seen as aggressive or rude however, once you get to know him he can be a nice guy. He enjoys making people laugh. Some people may refer to a Dan as a d*ck, but he can stick up for himself and his friends. He tries to do the right thing most of the time and enjoys releasing anger and stress.

Person: "Oh he is such a Dan"

by Philhasahead December 15, 2017

Dan

3 legs high mileage eats fetal spinal fluid often seen absorbing small critters with his second eye and does not like to watch others suffer so he shall consume them like the slut he is

Girl: is that a dan?!
Guy: Runnnnn
DAN:Boney crackling coming for mouth
Girl: i thing we are safe now
Guy:ahhhghh.....
DAN:beating guy with large spoon

by Bredknee April 25, 2020

Dan

A furry femboy

"God, hes such a Dan!"

by 001zer0 October 6, 2020