cyber patrol

Cyber Patrol. N. A fascist internet filtering service bent on spreading the words of late Adolf Hitler to schools and homes accross America.

by Horodrim Alex, Historian October 21, 2003

Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

Cyber Skinny

Attempting to make your fat ass look skinny on the internet by deleting pictures of your larger self on social networking sites such as MySpace and Facebook. Includes cropping pictures so that larger parts of your frame are not visible.

Not to be confused with photoshopping your own pictures, that is just plain lying.

Emily used to be fat in college, but you would never know that by looking at her Facebook profile because she is now cyber skinny.

by 2-6 Mafia June 4, 2009

Cyber yelling

Cyber yelling takes place when people type instant messages in CAPS LOCK. Cyber yelling is usually blatantly unnecessary, and those who do it are usually of the emo or teenie bopper persuasion.

OMIGOSH! IM HIV POSITIVE! Look at me cyber yelling! KTHXBI!

by Rodericko March 18, 2007

cyber larva

Someone who surfs the web too much, so much in fact, that they have devolved into a pale gelatinous blob who can no longer lift themselves out of their chair. The cyber larva will have to eat by means of robotic feeding tube, and excrete by means of auto-cleaning bed pan or colostomy bag. The cyber larva's limbs will eventually diminish into nubbins, except for a very pronounced mouse clicking tentacle.

Eric used to be top of his class. He was also president of the chess club, volunteered down at the homeless shelter, and was top runner on the cross country team. The he became addicted to the internet. You wouldn't recognize him. He's become a cyber larva.

by shootandrun April 18, 2008

cyber geek

Someone who can't do anything without doing it online.

She keeps in touch with family and friends via her MySpace account, orders movies through Netflix, manages at least one group list or message board, pays her bills online, uses Evite, etc.

I'm on the phone with Wendy and she says, "Oh, sorry, I'm distracted. I'm on Netlix.com"
I say, "Oh! You should get 'Laurel Canyon' with Frances McDormand. It's fantastic!"

She says, "Send it to me as a recommendation through Netflix."

I say, "Can't you add it to your queue right now? Or, write it down on a piece of paper? You are such a cyber geek."

by ShellT September 1, 2008

cyber player

a person who on an interpersonal level is relatively shy, however when confronted on an internet or wireless mode of comunication becomes much more extroverted. A cyber player will generally not mention any of his/her cyber conversations and is usually under the influence that nobody knows about their online advances towards the opposite sex (because cyber players aren't gay). Cyber players will often use sexual innuendo, enter flirtatious comments, or semi-shocking compliments about the person they are talking with.

ugh jill look at what this loser cyber player sent me...what a loser

playaaaa69: you look really sexy with striahgt hair

Shannonbabe:uhhh thanks :

by matt gilbertson September 21, 2007