Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie

Alex has a cushion head …

by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018

Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.

"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".

by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021

Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore

Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.

by Mr. December January 29, 2008

Illinois Whoopee Cushion

While having oral sex with a female, spread the vagina and blow into it. Then tickle her to make her queef.

During oral sex, I gave my wife an Illinois Whoopee Cushion.

by Blow Hole Man November 1, 2022

koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 15, 2009

butt-cushion

its literally just a chair did you have to look this up?

dave: hey can you pass me a butt-cushion?
chair flies across the room.

by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021