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whoppee cushion

When there is an awkward moment, the words 'whoppee cushion' are muttered in the silence.
Was talking about Nathalie's party and then realised Emily wasn't invited and she was standing right there.. total whoppee cushion.
by geepc January 7, 2011
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Cushion head

I head someone sits on /park they choochie
Alex has a cushion head
by Tiktokduckermonkey September 27, 2022
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Poopy Cushion

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.
by Jimmysensei May 23, 2018
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Mud Cushion

Noun or Verb: The act of defecating one’s pants while sitting on another person’s lap.
“Woah Abbie totally mud cushioned while sitting on my lap!” -Billy
by Lady of Poop December 30, 2024
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Smushin cushion

Ones butt, preferably a large one.
"Hey Man, that chick has a massive smushin cushion".
by Smushin Cushion God October 19, 2021
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Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
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butt-cushion

"hey can yuou pass me a butt-cushion?"
chair flies across the room
by a pimp named scooby dooby doo February 23, 2021
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