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Cummins

When you pull your dick out of your boyfriends asshole and bust a nut on his back, also a popular place to perform this act of "Cummins" is in the back of a rednecks ragged out Dodge Cummins turbo diesel
My boyfriend gave me a nice cummins last night, I can't wait to try it with my cousin tonight.
by AmericanDiesel March 19, 2017
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derelict cummings

An adjective, "derelict cummings" can refer to anything, and is used as a mechanism to confuse others who are unaware of its definition. Also can be a character on a video game with completely backwards and unuseable controls, like the "legacy southpaw" controller setup on Halo.
"The rabid squirrel Derilict Cummingsed into my wreckage"
"Hey do you guys wanna go Derilict Cummings in the Derilict Cummings if you know what I'm Derilict Cummings?"
by Jeremy Fisher May 13, 2005
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Dodge Ram Cummins

A peice of shit, usually purchased because of lack of a big penis or sex life, mostly purchased for bragging and for guys who have a small reproductive organ.
Damn, Skylers dodge ram cummins is in the shop already with a bad tranny the kid just got it a week ago!
by Rosedale Technician January 11, 2012
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cummings

Someone with an arrogant disregard for rules which they think don't apply to them, or dismisses objections to unfair or privileged behaviour. Generally marking someone as a twat who considers themselves special, or is surprised when it turns out they are not and the rules do apply to them.

Derivation of Dominic Cummings.
"Well I've been seeing my mates all the time during lockdown."
"You're a cummings."

"Kirsty parks wherever she likes just because she can afford the fines, she's gonna be so shocked when her car gets towed, it's such cummings behaviour."

"I'm gonna need a visa to go to Spain! It's so unfair, I was going to retire there."
"You voted for Brexit, what did you expect? Cummings."
by cjeam July 3, 2020
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Bumpass Cummings

Just a normal person. His parents aren't, though, and are burning in Hell.
"Hey, what happened after Bumpass Cummings was born?"
"The people made his memorial."
"Wait, he died?!"
"No, but his parents' legacies did.
by Snowland February 25, 2021
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Partitioned Micro Cumming

A technique utilized to allow for lightning fast partitioning of micro orgasms. Mainly practiced by fibinachi february challengers, the world record stands at 4.32 cps (cums per second), beating the required 317811 orgasms of the final day of fibinachi february by 55.437.
Yesterday, I was finally able to achieve partitioned micro cumming at a stunning 2.6 cps.
by Kyobama February 8, 2020
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To Do a Cummings

The act of breaking instructions, rules or laws by the very person or persons who developed or introduced said instructions, rules or laws.

Believed to be derived from a number of parliamentarians and other close associates who did not strictly follow various rules imposed on the population of the UK during the Covid-19 crisis of 2020.
Despite telling his children to behave whilst they attended a friends BBQ, Simon was seen to do a Cummings by getting blind drunk and throwing up all over the Greek Salad.

After telling the family that they must all be saving for the family holiday, Wendy promptly did a Cummings when she went and bought herself an expensive new handbag.
by AlexY1969 May 29, 2020
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