A Cuban Dessert is where you fill one's anus with Tostito's Chunky Salsa and scoop out a meal from their spicy orifice.
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 23, 2016
Get the Cuban Dessertmug. by Gaznvee January 15, 2023
Get the cuban dipmug. A specific way of giving away a huge lead and losing a guaranteed victory in the game "League of Legends". The Cuban Throw occurs, when the winning team dies intentionally in the enemy base, while holding a massive lead against them and progressively start to lose the lead and eventually lose the whole match.
"Ok guys, let's go fool around in their base!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
"Oh no, we all died, hehehe, sure looks like a Cuban Throw!"
"Oh F**k yeah, the enemy did the Cuban Throw, it's winnable!"
by Megeatle December 8, 2021
Get the The Cuban Throwmug. Its a dragon dildo. From Cuba.
by Riyontakesnoshit May 28, 2016
Get the Cuban Dragondildomug. Similar to mexican avalanche, you throw a woman down the stairs then aim to ejaculate on said women.
by Senator Douche April 24, 2008
Get the cuban avalanchemug. A Cuban Donkey is much similar to that of a Mud Shark. Heavy set white woman with a thirst for any race but her own. Cuban Donkeys are often spotted on playgrounds,.. be that a swing set or the monkey bars. What separates Cuban Donkeys apart from mud sharks is their will fullness and acrobatic like skills. They are known for sucking dick from the back. This is when the male counterpart, (usually black or mexican) erects his penis and pushes it back to their butthole. The Cuban Donkey then hosts the male up into the air and sets her face ever so gently between the mans butt checks. With her nose in his ass, she begins the process of a blow job. Much like a real donkey she is carrying a bunch of weight, yet much like a Cuban loves sucking dick.
Hey George, did you hear about Chris at the Rocketpark yesterday? Turns out he got his dick sucked from the back by a Cuban Donkey!
by SkiElan May 8, 2014
Get the Cuban Donkeymug. by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 6, 2009
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