Greenwich, CT

A bedroom community of New York City, swarming with snotty old white people. Their children are wannabe sluts who are usually too smashed to function. Despite the town's popular "old money" reputation, everyone there reeks of new money. Everyone owns a "Georgian revival" McMansion and fuckzillion SUVs.

Luis: Eew, what's up with all these honkies and their fugly houses?

Maya: Oh shit, we took a wrong turn. We're in Greenwich, CT.

by ygudgfhalnfiuh April 24, 2011

Newtown, CT

A great town in Fairfield county with great things to do and great people. Everything about it is great. The schools in it are...Hawley, Head o' meadow, middle gate, sandy hook, reed intermediate, newtown middle school, newtown high school and a few other private schools which are only for rich kids who feel the need to go somewhere else because the kids in public schools are too screwed up. oh wait. so are the kids in the private schools. basically everyone in newtown is a bit twisted in the head but thats okay because it wouldnt be newtown if they weren't. and y'know what? they're damn proud of it.

A: "Hey brah, where you from?"

B: "Newtown, CT, baby!"

A: *runs away*

B: *grins with pleasure* "I'm a Newtowner, for yah."

by kittyguyinthejive12345 June 02, 2011

CT Kantor

The type of guy to wear a sunflower lanyard and sleep in bin bags.

CT Kantor shat himself today.

by Binman69420 September 20, 2023

Chronic CTS

Chronic CTS or Chilly Titty Syndrome is the erect hardened nipples dur to a change in temperature

Did anyone else see Andrew's Chronic CTS yesturday in school. "those Tittys been just chillen out."

by rdbbdr September 29, 2011

CT Alf

a silly little conrwalin bastered who is a genuine is a retard and waffles for a million years about the most cringe and unimagenable things he has a level 3 gyatt and sever brain rot most comenly found edging to kayne feet pics and skibbide toilet and some times his sister. if he does not get at least 2 hours of kanye or skibbid toilet he will evolve into a racist little ubermench who will guzzle you cum on sight (his fav kanye song) he sleeps under kids beds and kisses there toes when deep asleep.

hey guys CT Alf is a warthunder sweat

by Slup the purp November 02, 2023

Columbia, CT

A town in Connecticut that is claimed to be the safest. The town in small but Mono pond is where teens go to smoke and fuck in the woods and do donuts I'm the parking lot. Also where pedophiles wait for little kids to show up at Rec park. Lots of rich stuck up old people live here.

Person: Where do you live?
Me: Columbia, CT
Person: Have you been rated yet?

by BIGDADDYOHYES November 24, 2016

lexus ct

a luxury hatchback made by the japanese brand lexus. it’s slow as fuck. but it looks cool!

is that your prius?

shut up brad, it’s a lexus ct

by yaadamnnn July 11, 2020