Something that tastes like crap that is on crust. Most of the time it is used as a term for pizza that sucks; A's Pizza
Some Guy: Ya, I just went to A's Pizza and got some "crap on crust".
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
Other Guy: Mmmm, crap on crust sounds good right now.
by terd ferguson February 16, 2005
Get the crap on crustmug. The oversized bacterial fungous growing on and around the female breast, usually caused by extremely overweight females that cannot get to those tight areas with the soap, for
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
more info please contact Imran, his mom is very experienced with it.
I was going down on Imran's mom but then I suddenly noticed a crust buildup around her titties. I screamed out "Tit Crust" and ran out the door and hauled ass home. Man that was some scary shit.
by Imran Bob Carr December 28, 2005
Get the Tit Crustmug. The filthy, diseased, nasty layer of scum covering a pussy rank with more STDs than you can name. Just looking at it makes dicks shrivel back into their owners for fear of catching the foul stuff. So nasty, not even the crabs like being there.
"Man, I was about to fuck this bitch, but man when she pulled off her panties.. the Pie Crust on that was so nasty I puked."
by Jaggerjack October 14, 2007
Get the pie crustmug. by Dhpickle October 25, 2015
Get the pizza crustedmug. A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.
by Uninteresting Bird November 9, 2022
Get the Jeebus Crustmug. by Poop Dawg 69 February 14, 2019
Get the browning the crustmug. Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
by Man crust July 23, 2016
Get the Man crustmug.