Crocs

Birth control

Bitch you might as well be wearin crocs cuz you aint gettin laid mah ba

by BIDDIEMOBILE July 23, 2014

Flying Cows

A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.

*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.

Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.

Flying cows: I will follow you.

Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.

Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.

by Aeirion, Mmmmm.. that guy. February 28, 2009

ass croissant

An ass so badley burned by the sun that it flakes like a croissant.

" I need to ware underware next time we go tanning to cover up my ass croissant"

"I didnt realize that she got ass croissants when she went tanning"

by Chelsea Reinisch August 3, 2008

cows

Leather seats!

Damn tha cloth if its a Lac lay'n back on cows is where its at!

by Thomas April 20, 2004

Fag Croissant

To be douchely in nature.
Not only are they a fag, But they are also a french fag, thus making the fag more faggly.

Becky Woelks is quite the fag croissant.

by TEWHYLUH May 11, 2009

My Cows Can Fly

Flying cows are extremely rare, of course. This is an expression of supreme self-confidence. One who is able to "steer" the conversation without being a "bully". This may seem "udderly" ridiculous but it's still "hay-larious".

"Sure, my cows can fly. They need two seats and don't fly as much as they use to but sure, they can fly."

"Oh yea? My cows can fly."

by MyCowsCanFly February 8, 2007

cows cock

An expression used to hyperbolize ones dissatisfaction with the idea presented. ‘Cows’ & ‘cock’ are most likely associated for no other reason than their alliteration and oxymoron attributes.

I don't give a cow's cock what that bitch wants!

by Danny SS August 30, 2005