Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.

Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.

Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character

When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery

Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not

Talia: that is crisp

Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.

Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp

Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart

*sick boom chuggy bass line*

Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.

by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023

Anothy Crispe

A term used to describe somone who is zesty

MY friend was like Anothy Crispe

by David kim1223 February 27, 2025

booty crisps

The small particles or poop left in and around a person's asshole to make it stinky and uncomfortable

Your butt has a lot of booty crisps

by Silverwheel033 January 19, 2017

ellie crisp

Ellie Crisp, A lesbian who secretly goes out with girls to hide the fact she loves the cock - can strictly see her about the town wearing skin tight jeans vans and a shirt, may or may not have a hat. With this girl it takes one look and you are converted to lesbianism and with this girl you are guaranteed to have an orgasm.

Ellie crisp She loves the pussy but dick is her future.

by Ccj2819 February 11, 2019

Big crisp

When something bad is happening.

''Did you see that terrorist attack?! big big crisp that''.
''oh your dog died? .....thats big crisp'.

by Slothzeh September 9, 2021