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crisis vampire

A person stimulated by a medical crisis to be overly concerned and nosy, requiring reassurances and time and energy you don't have as to your outcome that no one can answer.
I didn't hear from them for months and when i got sick, they started calling and messaging all the time with their cloying need for comfort and curiosity as to what the "real story" about my disease was. My illness gave them energy: crisis vampires!!!
by DwightUrban September 3, 2020
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criselyn

A criselyn is a criselyn they’re like an annoying cousin and has the best hunor but cares about everyone deeply, they’re also a crystal and has the most purest heart.
Tony lopez: who should I go to for the laughs
Donald trump: Ask criselyn
by WhoAmIWhoAreYou?? December 4, 2021
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almost crimes

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.
"that chicks almost crimes, man."
by 21s September 25, 2005
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Ksi crisis

A crisis that happens to a person in their mid-twenties when they start to realize that they have been assholes
bloody hell, mate he is having a ksi crisis
by lolgod420 March 6, 2017
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mid-life crisis book

a book which tends to be read by middle aged women
usually a soppy romance
with lots of drama
and causes a mid-life crisis
such as 'the notebook'
daughter: why are you crying mom?
mother: o its nothing! -sob sob- why didnt my prince charming ever come?!? -sob sob- why did i settle for all those dirtbags?!? -sob sob sob-
daughter: o i see your just reading a mid-life crisis book
by equasayway April 27, 2009
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Hawaiian Missile Crisis

A really funny prank from the govt. that told everyone in Hawaii that they were going to die in 30 mins.
Civilians: OMG we Are GoINg tO DiE
The Govt.: Tee-hee Jk lol that was an april fools joke

Thus is the Hawaiian Missile Crisis
by Crotux December 11, 2019
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UK supply chain crisis

Exact synonym for the 'successful' no downside of Brexit.
Simon: Deary me old bean. Empty shelves again in Tesco. I loathe this UK supply chain crisis. How could it happen when we took the power back keeping all the foreigners and immigrants out.

Peter: Well my old plumb duck, it's a case of Brexit. You see the EU workers were the drivers we were trying to keep out, taking our jobs. But their jobs were actually ones we couldn't replace in the UK supply chain crisis. They were paid not even a pigs ear and treated like a sty. So when we're down 100,000 HGV drivers and Boris says we'll have it sorted it, we have just 2,000 army truck drivers driving by and then we'll see the pigs, or in this case gammon fly.
by dirtdawg August 26, 2021
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