by jam fizzle April 03, 2006
When you don’t like the bitch but you compliment them on whatever they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves🤪
by Flawless girl 2468 January 07, 2018
This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)
my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car
the sex credits were definatley worth it
the sex credits were definatley worth it
by mytts69 February 08, 2010
Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.
Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.
Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.
Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.
by akcapurb November 24, 2010
A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.
Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls
Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls
When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.
I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.
I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)
by - sk8er April 15, 2009
A scheme to avoid paying taxes. CU members argue that they should be tax exempt because
1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).
1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).
Credit unions were originally tax exempt because they provided financial services to underserved markets. Today, however, credit unions compete directly against banks and should therefore pay taxes.
by Jose Pendejo October 03, 2003
A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.
'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.
by Jockass March 18, 2009