Credit Whore

A prostitute who allows tricks to fuck them on credit

The man had no money on him, so he found himself a credit whore to screw.

by jam fizzle April 22, 2006

Give credit

When you don’t like the bitch but you compliment them on whatever they doing good on or when they trying to better themselves🤪

Y’all butches seriously need to know when to give credit like it’s not that hard😒🤷🏽 ♀️

by Flawless girl 2468 January 7, 2018

Credit Groping

Intense demands for verification, personal identification and account numbers when applying for any kind of credit.

Mark felt violated at the sales clerk's Credit Groping when he went to open a new cellphone account; the guy wanted a credit card number, social security number AND his drivers license number.

Mark felt like telling the guy, Don't touch my junk.

by akcapurb November 27, 2010

sex credit

This is the amount of credit that is give by a woman to a man for how much she has spent or for a major disaster that she has just caused(usually between man and wife or bf/gf)

my wife has given me £500 of sex credits when she decided to fill my audi diesel with petrol causing untold damage to the car

the sex credits were definatley worth it

by mytts69 February 8, 2010

Credit or debit?

A question asked by a friend or passerby when someone gets accidently hit between the legs with a skateboard.

Credit: Hit up the ass
Debit: Hit in the balls

When that skater got hit I asked:
"Credit or debit?"
"Credit card" he answered.

I got credit carded yesterday. Now my ass hurts
(true)

by - sk8er April 16, 2009

Credit Union

A scheme to avoid paying taxes. CU members argue that they should be tax exempt because

1. They are member-owned. (Other member-owned coops pay taxes on non-disbursed earnings)
2. They can't issue stock. (Lots of companies--many LLCs, sole proprietorships, S Corporations, etc. -- do not issue stock but still pay income taxes.
3. CUs (allegedly) provide better service (tax exemptions are not awarded to companies that provide the best service).

Credit unions were originally tax exempt because they provided financial services to underserved markets. Today, however, credit unions compete directly against banks and should therefore pay taxes.

by Jose Pendejo October 3, 2003

Credit Leper

Someone with bad credit, who nobody will lend to. Credit lepers are highly contagious and should not be given any contracts of any sort.

Absolutely we can take your phone line off of your parent's plan. We're just going to need an $800 deposit because you're a credit leper.

by meditashi April 6, 2010