by buggybug December 26, 2019

Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009

When multiple women get together standing side by side while bending over slapping boobs together in succession
Me and my three friends wanted to know how our boobins cradle would match up to my husbands newtans cradle on his corner window office desk
by Alfleck September 24, 2017

by khatumo November 7, 2020

by __poyatot April 20, 2018

noun 1. The act or body position of one individuals upper torso laying in between another persons lower frame in linkage. 2. Person #1 sleeping head first nearby or on top of Person #2's genital area as an anatomy pillow.
by MisterMom February 6, 2018
