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Cradle snatcher

Anyone with the name Amelia, especially bug
wow do you like children
Yes my names Amelia I am a cradle snatcher
by buggybug December 26, 2019
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Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome

When you love someone so much that you suffocate them.
Psychologist: What you have is Puppy Cradle Death Syndrome
Man: What?
Psychologist: Its like when you get a new puppy and you hold and shake to much and *snap* there goes its neck.
by Remnus Kizon November 10, 2009
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A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!
by SexualDeviant June 5, 2009
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Newton's Cradle

While in the Doggy Style Position, slap her tits as to mimic the Balls of a Physics toy known as a Newtons Cradle
She had huge tits..so I had to Newton's Cradle her
by S-T-G December 5, 2011
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Newton’s Cradle

The act of one person slapping someone’s ass and then as the shoot forward, another tap goes to their crotch
Tom: Let’s Newton’s Cradle Jack
Harry: Ok you go round the front I’ll go round the back
by imad666 June 2, 2021
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crank the cradle

Masturbate, mostly a guy.
For a female the correct sentence is wiggle the jiggle
Duudee, I just saw Lindsay again. I gotta get home to crank the cradle!
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Three Finger Cradle

The way in which a person holds a Fushigi while mesmerizing all their friends.
My three finger cradle is so stable, I never drop that shit.
by Jablomi November 9, 2010
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