craddle robber

A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.

R. Kelly is a craddle robber.

by suzanna moe October 18, 2006

Newton cradle

The act of smacking a girls large boobs so that they sway from side to side . I.e in physics the Newton cradle. Best performed with the question, "do you knw what a Newtons cradle is?" Lol

Dude, this chick had the hugest tits ever!
-well...did you Newton cradle her??

by mr nova October 23, 2009

cradle of filth

COF is the poor mans Carpathian Forest. COF aren't even Black Metal.

Carpathian is a great example of a great BM band!!

Concert guy: "sorry guys but the Mighty Mayhem isn't here to play, so instead we brought in COF"

black metal fans: "fuck COF they arent even black metal!" *shoots the concert guy*

black metal fans: "kill COF in the name of Mayhem and TRUE Black Metal!!!"

by 1349 Tyrant May 15, 2005

Cradles your catfish

A new term that is to rival the ancient "Floats your boat"
Means whatever makes the opposing party satisfied.

Daughter: I need tampons!

Father: I just got you some last night!

Daughter: I DON'T LIKE THAT BRAND!

Father: Well fuck you then...

Daughter: I hate you!

Father: What am I supposed to do about it?

Daughter: Go out and buy PLAYTEX SPORT!

Father: Fine, Whatever Cradles your catfish.

Daughter: HURRY YOU TWAT!

by VaginalErection August 10, 2014

cradle sack

Two penises underneath a ball sack, forming a cradle for the sack to lay on.

My brother and I cradle sacked with Johnny last night.

by Whopluggedjfk February 11, 2018

Cradgit

A racist term for white people I hear at school i hear “ cracker is dumb cradgit is more offensive” it’s only used at my school though

Look at that god damn cradgit over there jerry

by MooMan152 January 10, 2020

cradlejob

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021