how am i supposed to know?
by jackals called jeffy November 20, 2018
Get the couple fightmug. by The Good Negotiator December 19, 2015
Get the dinky couplemug. When two people have faithfully submitted themselves to one another, but aren't ready to be in a fully committed relationship yet. Basically, halfway in the couple stage.
Bobbathon: Ayy, whaddup Sammiswa. Are you and Greghora dating?
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
Sammiswa: Nah, we're not technically dating. We're more like a half-couple. We'll date in a few months though!
by alicethemasterofnekogirls July 14, 2018
Get the Half-couplemug. When people in a cozy relationship stop wanting to go out and just want to snuggle indoors. Sometimes associated with ignoring friends' messages or cancelling social engagements. Kind of like hibernation for people that are in love. Can get worse during winter.
Antonym: Single's Stamina
Antonym: Single's Stamina
Ugh, Ben and Alex are in such a couple's coma! It's impossible to get them to commit to anything and when they do come out they always leave before midnight!
by rabbit4 May 22, 2018
Get the couple's comamug. 
Get the Couple-Fewmug. When two friends become boyfriend and girlfriend. Before dating each, they have to endure bullying and sweaty armpits. A lot of confusion may arise "what do you mean." A beautiful relationship in disguise
by anonymous bot1234 May 30, 2020
Get the Best Couplemug. A "wtf couple" is a couple that causes others to exclaim "what the fuck!" Generally these couples include one attractive partner and one less attractive. Occassionally wtf couples are based on financial gain for the more attractive partner. Sometimes the more attractive partner is also financially stable themselves. This is simply a case of being gross. More information can be found at www.wtfcouples.com
Woody Allen and Soon Yi, Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas, Celine Dion and her husband, Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood. These are all examples of wtf couples.
by wtfcouple March 20, 2010
Get the wtf couplemug.