1) You know that your game is far more advanced than the other peoples around you. You realize that other niggas bitches got they eyes on you for many possible reasons;
-Looks
-Style
-Fame
-Money
-Orginality
Which overall these collectively make up the word "Swag"- which by the way is not aquired nor learned, but you must be born with 3 of the 5 criteria.
2) At clubs everywhere, the VIP section is typically already on a higher level than the rest of the club. Couches are usually found in VIP sections of clubs. Although standing on couches is not usually permitted in the clubs, when a 'Swagful' individual stands on a couch at a club in the VIP section, he is the man. You must pay your respects because chances are that he is probably a high-grossing rapper that will steal your bitch and wax dat on the VIP couch.
-Looks
-Style
-Fame
-Money
-Orginality
Which overall these collectively make up the word "Swag"- which by the way is not aquired nor learned, but you must be born with 3 of the 5 criteria.
2) At clubs everywhere, the VIP section is typically already on a higher level than the rest of the club. Couches are usually found in VIP sections of clubs. Although standing on couches is not usually permitted in the clubs, when a 'Swagful' individual stands on a couch at a club in the VIP section, he is the man. You must pay your respects because chances are that he is probably a high-grossing rapper that will steal your bitch and wax dat on the VIP couch.
"This is how we do, you see us 'Standin on the Couch' while we up in da club, this is how we do, ziploc full of haze, ten bottles above..."- Fabolous
"We standin in the red VIP so all the fast bitches and the haters could see us in all our splendor now we gon' do the otha side 'Standin on Couches'. The first timers got out they camera phones, they trynna capture the lifestyle. You can't blame em..." - Clipse
"We standin in the red VIP so all the fast bitches and the haters could see us in all our splendor now we gon' do the otha side 'Standin on Couches'. The first timers got out they camera phones, they trynna capture the lifestyle. You can't blame em..." - Clipse
by BroHamm January 23, 2009
A person who lives on your couch for free. They don't pay Rent, Eat all your food, Take up all the time on your XBox and Smoke all your weed. They don't move all day, try to get a job or be productive at all.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
A Lazy Ass Person living on your couch.
As you walk from your bedroom to the kitchen, you see your friend who has been at your crib all weekend...
"Look at this Couch Nigga"
"Look at this Couch Nigga"
by Androponic May 21, 2010
A bizzare expression used by some people to describe the small, square cushions placed on a couch to enhance it's comfort and aesthetics, as opposed to the larger cushions which form the seat and are hence integral to the couch.
They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.
They're not "couch pillows", they're CUSHIONS. Pillows are what you rest your head on while you sleep, cry into when you're a teenage girl or bite when you get fucked in the ass - but only when the aforementioned events happen IN BED.
From Step Brothers (2008):
Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"
Richard Jenkins: "Dale sleepwalks too."
Mary Steenburgen: "Are you kidding me?"
Richard Jenkins: "I'm not. Look in the oven."
Mary Steenburgen: "What's in the...couch pillows?"
by Mr. Cardboard October 30, 2011
To take out your frustration on an inanimate piece of furniture while simultaneously spewing man juice with the other hand while in the process of pleasuring one's self and watching a sporting event.
With his eyes rolled back in his head, Marc slapped the couch in a combination of angst and ecstasy as his beloved Cubbies choked once again.
by Bruce Levine September 28, 2007
Someone's couch, usually a friend's or someone who has people over a lot, which always ends up being the location of sex at the end of the night for the wasted party-goers crashing at the party.
Dude, I got dibs on the scrump couch tonight. Natalia and I had to scrog in the bathroom last night. or... Dude, no way I'm sleeping on that thing, that's the scrump couch!
by Ternative December 03, 2006
1. someone who is couch hopping
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic bum
2. someone who perpetually couch hops
3. a mooch
4. a charismatic bum
That guy is a total couch hopper. He can never hold down a job. And whenever he has a girlfriend, he just lives with her until she gets tired of his shit. Then, he starts calling a different friend every few days for a place to stay.
by yon_sved September 22, 2005
A creature that comes and lives on your couch. They will steal internet, food and blankets. They will come and go as they please, but they're most likely to be found on your couch in the summer months.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Couch trolls commonly eat food that requires little to no cooking or preparation, and can be eaten with one hand. Couch trolls rarely leave the couch they are currently inhabiting, they only get up to gather food, when they have angry bladder syndrome, or to move to a new couch.
If you have a couch troll inhabiting your couch, let them be, for if you try to move them they may get irritated and remove your limbs from your body.
Person 1: 'Where have all our blankets gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Where has all our food gone?'
Person 2: 'Couch troll is back'
Person 1: 'Why is our internet so slow?'
Person 2: 'I told you already, couch troll is back!'
by Charlie82 January 16, 2011