Concert Bitch

A female who attend and holds your spot at the concert while you go get drinks for each other

My concert bitch held our spot while I ran for drinks

by Big A Racing January 26, 2022

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.

I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.

by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009

Concerts

A place to see my Toppest Up music singer and this place that I go to regularly is full of singing, and dancing and my favourite singer/music player is in it and it's all time and Im always full of enthusiasm to go to the Concerts! In Brisbane you can find concerts, also they do tours. Its awesome and amazing and super sonical music that will be on the next album, Im Sure, although some more press and media could always help one two find the concerts sooner and more of them please.

Person One: Hi the Man from the concerts, wow you are amazing at dat shit so how is it you are so inclined to singing and dancing for me it looks like you could also like me to help you with some new dancing skills and vice versa!!
Person Two: Ha Ha is that you the Lady from the concerts? Well I know how to write and record topes up at every dance move also so sure Ill help you out there
Person One: Excellent I would love some further help and instructions. Thank you so much!!!!!!!!!

by Emms_002 August 29, 2022

concert cougar

someone that goes to a lot of concerts

Jazz went to ten concerts. He’s such a concert cougar!

by pookiebear1298 November 2, 2023

Coldplay concert

The euphemism for when you're going out to cheat on your partner but want to keep it a secret.

Man 1: Oi, where were you last night mate? You could've come to the pub.
Man 2: Nah, I was out at a Coldplay concert.
Man 1: Ah, you player!

by Tawgtdrt July 18, 2025