Condom

The Love Glove !!

He put the condom on his erect penis before penetrating !!

by JELLO August 30, 2003

condomsation

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.

I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.

by rcebr April 26, 2011

OJ Condom

A small undersized condom designed to not fit over an average erect penis. Bought specifically to impress women or get out of a jury conviction in a sexual assault case.

Frankie may have a small penis, but he fools the ditzes every time with his OJ condom.

by Mystic-X April 9, 2010

going condommando

insisting on having sex without a condom.

We're going condommando tonight, honey. Sex will feel so much better

by ngtgrl October 25, 2011

Human condom

The man in a bisexual sex train, who is receiving a penis in his buttox, and has his penis in the woman's vagina. The man in the middle is therefore acting as both a profilactic and a barrier from any STDs the woman might possess. Additionally if the "human condom" preforms his function well enough, the rearward male's forward thrusts will be translated unencumbered through the human condom. -- NOTE: the person acting as the human condom does not violate the sanctity of marriage nor is engaging in homosexual behavior because he is merely acting as a vessel for the sex organs of the parties involved that are not the human condom.

Tom, come over here I need you as a human condom. That chick looks like she's got herpes so I'm gonna fuck her with your dick.

by Urban_Vocabulary June 18, 2017

niggas with no condoms

niggas with no condoms is the definition of (mainly) a black male but very rarely a black female whoms't've passed the boof whilst going in raw and contracting 7 std's and aids and hiv and niggas with no condom syndrome

Man, Darius, Jerome, Jamal, Tyrone, and Jaquavis all fucked Shaqueefiusmagdonaldmaximusprime raw, they must be niggas with no condoms.

by Big Nigga with no condom November 13, 2018

kleenex condom

When a guy is about to ejaculate from masturbating, he readies a "kleenex condom" - in other words, wraps tissue paper over the top of his dick, as to catch the semen and prevent making a mess.

It is named "kleenex condom" because it involves the use of facial tissue - Kleenex being a popular brand, and serves a similar function of a condom because it catches ejaculate, however Kleenex tissues could never actually serve the purpose of a real condom, and kleenex condoms SHOULD NOT be used as a prophylactic for sexual intercourse.

Jimmy yanked his Jimmy and then felt like he was about to come, so he quickly grabbed some tissue paper and made a kleenex condom on his ding-a-ling.

by Doo-da June 4, 2007