On the Cob

Something so corny it's still on the cob.

"Damn he was being really corny today..."
"Real shit though. He was on the cob."

"Tell me why this test is on the cob."

On the Cob by OntheCob November 19, 2012

Gooch On The Cob 

Jerking off a man with one hand and fingering his butthole with the other while simultaneously nibbling on the gooch like it is corn.

My three most tender spots get stimulated when I get a Gooch on the Cob.

Gooch On The Cob by Thomas Frick March 26, 2008

cos cob

a small town in connecticut where all good things happen

person1: where do you want to go to have fun
person2: the answer is cos cob

cos cob by Budman March 30, 2005

Crusty Cob 

The dry crusty vagina of an elderly dehydrated woman.

Friend 1: Why are you drinking all that water?

Friend 2: My mouth is dry after chewing on your grandmas crusty cob.

Crusty Cob by HydratedElderlyWoman March 20, 2009

corn on the cob method

A method of sucking dick in which the sucker must hold the dick like a piece of corn and very lightly suck and nibble from the side. The dick shouldn’t get wet and should be consistently dried to promote friction and avoid slipping. If you suck dick like this, guys will be falling over you!

dude 1: bro my girl did the corn on the cob method on me last night
dude 2: bro you’re so lucky!!!

dude 1: bro i know i’m inviting her over again tonight

corn on the cob method by daddydong83831 December 14, 2019

Munch On My Cob 

A term that is used to throw rage at another person. By telling someone to Munch on your cob you are also putting others at risk of being the laughing stock. The term originated in a discord server and started spreading and now everyone is at risk of being the "Cob Muncher". Plan on using the term carefully as people will potentially use it against you if learned.

"You can go Munch on my Cob!" or "You Cob Muncher!"

Munch On My Cob by rar6 July 26, 2023

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob

This is accomplished when you are having anal sex with someone and that elusive instance, where you pull your cock out of their ass and notice a kernel of corn on your dick. You then make the person turn around and give you a blow job.

Man, I was banging this chick and when I pulled my cock out, I saw that golden nugget...So I swung the bitch around and she had that Twice Baked Corn On The Cob!!!!

Twice Baked Corn On The Cob by Jelly Bean Omelette May 29, 2013