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climate hipster

noun. an individual who, despite the official statements of a large saturation of scientific research foundations, denies the fact that human interaction with the environment has had detrimental outcome.
Jeremiah: All this global warming stuff is bullshit. Have you read those emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax?

Doug: No, mostly because there are no emails between scientists that prove that global warming is a hoax. So, Jeremiah, explain to me how your opinion has more weight than a bunch of scientists with pHDs.

Jeremiah: You don't know what you're talking about!

Doug: What a valid response, climate hipster.
by dqv February 26, 2012
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Clitmatic

A person who stimulates the female clitoris.
That Ahmed is so clitmatic.
by samad February 28, 2005
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clitmaster

clitmaster in websters dictionary youll see my face
when ya see clit ya see daboyz face
by clitmastr November 19, 2003
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Chisman

Pronounced Jizzem.

a white fluid from males.
"You got chisman in my hair!"
by racquellylou February 18, 2009
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La Mirada Climate Bubble

A climate phenomenon that has caused the climate of La Mirada to stay at a chill 62
degrees. The inhabitants of the city prefer weather that is 62 degrees, no more, no
less.
Boy: You're not cold??

Girl: Nope, its a nice 62 degrees.

Boy: Durp, I forgot you lived inside the La Mirada Climate Bubble.
by candycrazee October 12, 2011
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Climate change

A trend that people are getting more arrogant, to the point they think they now have full control of the weather, and they think humans were the major factor in events like the Ice age. There is no lesson from a storm, it's simply nature (nature has no assigned sex male or female, neither does a storm, the names come from humans) showing people again and again that it can wipe out anything humans (whether they were male or female) ever created. Some people would call that God in an attempt to explain it, others would try to explain it with science, but really it's simple enough that it doesn't really need any explanation.
Climate change is an attempt by humans to claim that they have nature under control, and that if nature is out of their control, it is because they made it that way. It's not just male humans that have that kind of arrogance, it's all humans. The good news is at least it's killing us in large numbers. If any species deserves to suffer in large numbers, it is humans.
by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021
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climatard

A person who denies climate change is real and happening, in opposition to the vast majority of climate scientists.
There are an astounding number of climatards who disbelieve the expert opinion of 97% of climate scientists.
by french4johnwayne April 13, 2015
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