Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009

pipe cleaner

when a guy urinates after ejaculation, like after sex or jacking off

After me and my girl banged i had to go in the bathroom and do a pipe cleaner, i felt so blocked.

by little_nut2 July 26, 2010

Portuguese House Cleaner

An act of kidnapping, torture, rape, and sodomy which involves a couple (normally husband and wife) who take their unsuspecting victim and forcibly confine her to a basement or laundry room, where they perform colonic irrigation using an enema which allows them both to digest and cover each other with the fecal matter of the victim.

Andrew: I saw this hot little minx walking alone in the alley behind the house.
Debra: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Andrew: Absolutely. Let's grab her and bring her back to the Estate to give her the ol' Portuguese House Cleaner!

by winnberg June 16, 2011

beaver cleaver

A penis that has been fortified with Viagra and poppers in order to make its presence known in a Montana Beaver. The cleaving process is time consuming and exhausting. It requires a dedicated man willing to screw a woman who has indiscriminately screwed everything, animate and inanimate. The beaver cleaver is a high calling that only a special few can answer.

Jerry was tapped into active duty beaver cleaver status after Fran declared war on all phallic objects, thus acquiring a Montana beaver.

by Fran December 31, 2003

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

Cleavers

A term used for mocking someone with a large cleavage.

Macy: " ... "
Person: "What's wrong, Macy? Cleavers got your tongue?"

by knowyourxxx March 4, 2017