cletch

A combination of the words "clench" and "clutch". Used to describe someone clutching in FPS games while butt clenching.

Oh my god, I was cletching because I was so nervous

by anonymous September 16, 2024

Itcher Clencher

When you fart to itch your rectum instead of openly scratching, while trying to not let a loud one out.

Yesterday in class I had a bad bootay itch and had to let out an itcher clencher.

by Guitarman78 August 16, 2011

death clench

The act of squeezing you ass cheeks so tight in order to keep the turd from shooting out.

John: Yo it smells in here, do you have to poop?
Tony: Dude my bad my death clench can only hold so long, I need a toilet.

by verny1234567890 January 4, 2012

Crab clench

A vagina that won't let it go, no matter what. She'll hold on till she's pregnant.

Get me out of your crab clench, honey! We don't need a child yet!

by Spiker_snu March 28, 2016

Donut clencher

The scrunching butt flex that happens when you're afraid.

I did a donut clencher last night so I don't shit the bed.

by Snarkygirl September 25, 2016

Pussy Clencher

A person who is acting like a pussy or a bitch. This person is too afraid to follow through with an act.

Guy 1: “Did you see Mark yesterday too afraid to stand up to his girl.”
Guy 2: “Yeah he was acting like such a pussy clencher.”

by Fauxbo January 11, 2019

The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.

Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.

by erwkjls;lkqy54gb March 18, 2019