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Stage Five Clinger

An enormous shit that gets stuck in your ass hair and won't let go.
Hey man, come give me a hand! I have a stage five clinger!
by Ballistic01 March 1, 2009
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stage 7 clinger

A woman with whom one is having an affair with who is so unused to intense bouts of passionate love making that she begins to confuse the nature of the relationship with one of emotional attachment; she in turn begins acting as if one is an emotional replacement for her husband, and becomes an unshakable psycho.
::After sex::

Him: Wow that was awesome sex. I really enjoy having casual sex with you, this person to whom I am not married.

Her: I love you. Would you like to have a picnic tomorrow? We can go shopping. My husband doesn't ever want to do anything with me anymore. Your eyes are so beautiful. Can I call you sweets?

Him: Oh my god you're turning into a stage 7 clinger. Get away from me you bleeding cunt monster before your vaginal psychosis ruins my life. We have sex because I enjoy fornicating with your mouth as if it were an anus or a vagina. I don't have any respect for you. Die.

Her: Love you sweety
by Crack Rock Slinger May 8, 2011
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Game Changer

1. Combination of the terms "Video Game" and "Channel Changer".

2. Referring to the little bitch boy who changes the video game cartridge for the slightly higher up bitch boys playing video games.
Bitch boy: oh man, this 50 cc scooter is gonna be such a Game Changer for me!
Human: your mom says hi.
by Ptolomy Fife October 4, 2018
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Vagina Clinger

A hot spanish woman that loves tatooed penis. Tends to become attached but is open to new experiences. V clinger is a common problem amoung women that love sexual experiences.
by ms.nomore August 21, 2009
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Cs Clanner

A synonymn for nerd, geek, I AM A VIRGIN, one who will never obtain pussy.
A Faggot, commonly stressed out acne prone 13 year old boys.
Dude that guy has been doing so much work, his working like a Cs Clanner!
by Jonathon Chu April 9, 2003
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Clangor

a terrifing creature that resembles a cross between a hairy ghost and a dinosaur

regulary sighted in and around st mary's catholic college in cairns,QLD,Australia.
person: holy shit its clangor
clangor:ROOOOOAARRRRRR!!!
person: OH SHIT,HES SUCKING MY ENERGY!
by gobbledgook July 20, 2010
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Turn Changer

A Turnchanger is a complex invention. A Turnchanger is usually described as "everything that you don't need on a piece of wood." This is because Turnchangers do everything. A common Turnchanger usally has one or two motors, lights, and cool music. Turnchangers are so cool and popular that it is not only a machine, it is a band. Turnchangers do in fact exist. They are really BRAWLIC.
"Turn Changers are like iPhones, but better."
"Okay. Lets have a Shindig."
"Yeah, farnesque."
"iltg. brawlic."
"OK, fine."
"Deal"
"Word"
by jimmy scott January 16, 2009
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