Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..

"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"

by MC Buff mah dome November 09, 2008

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chud

Poo, crap, what your mum smells like etc

dude1 "ohh dude2 that smells like chud"

dude2 "yeah dude1 i stepped in a chav this morning"

by macho fantastico September 15, 2005

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chud

A chunk of crud, often refering to something in your eye.

I have a chud in my eye.

by malurus April 13, 2005

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Chud Johnston

Man who handles big meat for a living.

You hear that new Kid Cudi song . Shhhh I'm watching Chud Johnston and his meat.

by Moopdude March 31, 2021

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Uncle Chud

Generally referring to someone who is being an asshole/dick head, in the metaphorical aspect they are a big piece of shit. It can also be used as a code name for a coworker, or a person with a managerial position that often abuses their authority in a unprofessional and/or uneducated manner.

I bet Uncle Chud sits in his office smoking a corn cob pipe while sniffing his own farts. That asshole denied all my time off requests, what a fucking turd.

by Uncle Renegade February 28, 2016

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