Choad Fudge

"Choad Fudge" is an accumulation of mung on the choad* (choad being the space between the genitals , and asshole)(Mung is the accumulation of fart condensation in your pants)
"eat my choad fudge , you asshole "
by Mr Nasty April 4, 2004
mugGet the Choad Fudgemug.

Choad Phobia

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008
mugGet the Choad Phobiamug.

Choad Mosey

When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
by GullibleZine March 29, 2009
mugGet the Choad Moseymug.

Choad Wagon

A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.
1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad
by mcMacbot July 3, 2009
mugGet the Choad Wagonmug.

choad chafer

a pair of extra tight Wrangler jeans
Man, look at that cowboy's choad chafers!
by Lesley P. November 23, 2006
mugGet the choad chafermug.

rocco choad

a person who skates,is small,a dork. with a vrry small dick
by h2otessopre April 17, 2019
mugGet the rocco choadmug.

Choad Yodler

One who inserts male balls into mouth and performs the art of yodling at its greatest potential
I wish i could find a talented Choad Yodler right now due to current stress levels in my life
by dmanson November 23, 2014
mugGet the Choad Yodlermug.

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