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A term used to describe any vehicle that may be...

1. Short, boxy, or otherwise unpleasant to look at ie. dumpy

2. Used to compensate for insignificant genitalia or impending mid-life.

3. Driven by a person who is in fact a choad.

Origin: Northwest.
1. this choad wagon in front of me can't even go the speed limit.

2. Zoinks, look at that choad wagon, things must be hard around his house.

3. That freaking choad wagon nearly hit that kid, what a choad
by mcMacbot July 03, 2009
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