Chimp Tits

Femal Breasts that resemble those of a chimpanzee, having an odd fish hook look to them in which they sag then shoot back up towards the bottom of the breast. The oddest hybrid form of perkiness and saggyness

The girls chimp tits were so extreme that her nipples almost poke her in the eyes but her boobs almost touch her bellybutton.

by flippersandwhich March 6, 2011

chimps fingers

Oversized woman's nipples.

She had nipples on her like chimps fingers.

by DavidTheGit June 15, 2006

Chimp-pansy

An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.

Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.

Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!

Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)

"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."

-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007

by Tony Pags December 27, 2008

Chunka Chimp

The Northern European Chunka Chimp, hales from the North of England.
Generally found to be a young lady who eats too much

Look at that Chunka Chimp over there!!!!!

by Dude-Sweet May 19, 2005

river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

by Cplcustard December 25, 2021

spankin' the chimp

jerking off, whacking away at your member, pulling your pud.

i called dave to go to the bar, but he was too bush spankin' the chimp to go out.

by anthony December 15, 2004

chimp

all of the above but with a tiny bottom lip beard, big hair and usually a cap

he looks a proper chimp

by a pseudonym April 29, 2004