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beaver chili

I was so drunk last night I made beaver chili with Alice.
by Pigfuckermcgee July 6, 2018
mugGet the beaver chilimug.

Chili dog

When you’re doing anal and get shit on your dick
Shit, now I have a chili dog
by TheRealestDicker May 9, 2019
mugGet the Chili dogmug.

chili probation

When you're eaten so much chili that your body stops functioning normally and it is no longer medically sound to eat any more.
Dude I had so much chili today that I can barely walk. Think I'm on chili probation for a bit.
by fosterfrancis March 1, 2021
mugGet the chili probationmug.

Spray Chili

To spray explosive diarrhea that has the appearance of splattered chili.
I have the bubble guts, I think I need to spray chili.
by Doeschna March 18, 2017
mugGet the Spray Chilimug.

Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.
Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.
by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019
mugGet the Chili's Abortionmug.

Chili String

When a male or female removes anal beads from their ass and it is accompanied by stinging diarrhea.
My a****** hurts so bad because of that beefy chili string
by DJ 3arthqauk3 May 14, 2016
mugGet the Chili Stringmug.

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.
My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.
by Kenny Login December 4, 2016
mugGet the Cooch Chilimug.

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