chewing gum

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.

Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!

by Blazeracer July 11, 2008

Can't be chewed

A phrase said in Hull, East Yorkshire (UK) and surrounding areas. Means 'can't be bothered'

Tracy - "Are you coming out tonight mate?"

Leanne - "Nah mate, I can't be chewed"

by dystopia02 November 13, 2010

Charleston Chew

Ejaculate in the pooper. Pull it out, push the entrails into an ice cube tray. Chill, crack, and serve.

I can't believe she ate a friggin' Charleston Chew!

by Bosss Hog October 03, 2005

charleston chew

Basically, it is the same maneuver as a Dirty Sanchez, except this time the doo doo brown is put into the teeth, instead of rubbed on the upper lip.

Damn son! You should have heard her screaming for more of that Charleston Chew!

by Gasp0matikz September 05, 2006

Charleston Chew

To pull a woman's lower lip out and bust your load in it. Giving her mouth the appearance of having chewing tobacco in it.

Guy 1 - "So what did you end up doing with that girl last night?"

Guy 2 - "She let me give her a Charleston Chew...also, on an unrelated note, my wife has cancer"

by Yarker Comedy April 25, 2009

Chewing the cud

Giving oral sex to a lady for an especially prolonged period of time, and it not resulting in her having an orgasm.

"Ahhh yeah mate I was with Amelia last night and was chewing the cud for hours, my jaw aches"

by Ex-Guru March 19, 2010

chew (copenhagen)

The best stuff to ever be in my lip. It is not for just hicks, but everyone! Next time you are offered. TAKE IT! Slang words include Chaw, dip, canna cope, dippen, tin, can, and black magic.

1: Hey you wanna dip of chew (copenhagen)?
2: No, that stuff is for hicks
1: Ahh come on it makes you feel good
2: Oh ok

2 min later

2: This stuff rocks
1: Told ja!

by TheChewKid October 19, 2009