cheeto

a lil short guy who thinks he can paintball like davidmarvin but cant
dude cheeto sux
by victor havoc October 12, 2003
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Hot Cheetos

When you put hot stuff all over your penis, insert your shlong in a hot Cheeto bag, and wait in a convience store until a black girl purchases you and sucks off all the hot Cheeto dust and hot sauce off your penis.
Sophia: yeah I got some hot Cheetos at the store, want some?

Mike: No stop my penis is in there.
by Dadadad4 May 31, 2018
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cheeto bandito

Wtf, the cheeto bandito is at it again!
by Maccastarr July 12, 2017
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cheeto tweeto

The nickname for our orange tweeting president of the USA Donald Trump.
The Cheeto Tweeto strikes again fucking up my gay plans.
by Tristan The train February 05, 2018
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Black Cheetos

You know, it's that thing when pubic hair is done in dreadlocks and resembles the size and shape of a popular finger snack.
Last night I had a run in with Black Cheetos and I had to bail. I should have known that the carpet matched the curtains!
by hounddiggity May 25, 2010
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Cheeto Bag

When young, horny, impoverished males want to score but refuse to spring the money for a condom. Instead, they strap an empty cheeto bag on their dick with a rubber band as a form of contraception.

Can also refer to taking a heedless risk that is easily preventable by expending minimal effort, such as moving a settler outside your cultural boarders in Civilization without a military escort.
"Baby aren't you gonna use a condom?"

"Nah, I got this cheeto bag here... Can you hand me that rubber band though?"

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Alan: "Ok settlers done and I'm moving him over to that plains hill"

Carl: "Wait do you have a warior to escort it?"

Alan: "Nah... Ima cheeto bag this guy... Itll be fiiiiiinnnnnee."

Lion: "Roar"

Alan: "Damn it"
by Mansa Musa September 10, 2010
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