He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these chicks fr.
Tuna: dude I think Chaos Films is coming to my house
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: 😥
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: 😥
by Chaos Films October 23, 2020

That feeling when your lines of communication are spread across multiple communication apps. Different email accounts and threads, text messages and chat conversations, internal and external connections - you're drowning in it all and can't find any order while. All while losing time, money and energy - absolute communication chaos.
I'm looking for a specific email and can't find it anywhere!
I have an app for my team chat, another for emails, two for video calls (which also have a chat component), don't forget a web-app for notes which also has a collaborative aspect to it.
It's absolute communication chaos!
I just wish I had one app that will help productivity Spike for my team and I, and keep everything in one place so I don't have to keep jumping between different apps.
I have an app for my team chat, another for emails, two for video calls (which also have a chat component), don't forget a web-app for notes which also has a collaborative aspect to it.
It's absolute communication chaos!
I just wish I had one app that will help productivity Spike for my team and I, and keep everything in one place so I don't have to keep jumping between different apps.
by SpikeLikeaPro June 20, 2023

Noun. A logistical and psychological condition -- first observed in Denmark, Turkey, and France, and now spreading rapidly across the United States -- of general disorder brought on by sizable snowfall. The term must be set in italics or block capitals, followed by exclamation points, and accompanied by laughter.
The falling flakes brought total mayhem: King Kong was slipping and sliding around the top of the Empire State Building; delivery trucks loaded with cases of cinnamon chewing gum were almost completely submerged in white; the evening schedule of happy endings was thrown off by three hours -- SNOW CHAOS!!
by 5$wds March 1, 2010

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng
by much_professional May 4, 2019

by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.
by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005
