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chaos queen

The type of person to invite you over for drinks and jewelry-making, and you end up getting wasted together... as they offer additional sips of a mysterious tincture, while serenading you in their messy, maximalist, draped-cloth laden, pentagram-spray-painted-door 2br city apartment. Oh, and you'll also spend a minimum of $200 (conservatively) on any chance encounter with a chaos queen (their bank card won't work). You have been warned. Tread lightly, but VERY fun when the chaotic energy is in your favor for the long night you're about to have ahead!
henzo always mysteriously connects with chaos queens, like where does he even find all these intense people to ruin his life?
by jake_jake_jake April 15, 2023
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Chaos Bunny

One of the divine chaos creatures, like a Kaos Kitty or an Agent of Chaos. These fluffy yet absolutely corrupted by madness creatures are kind, yet twisted. Like someone tried to make a white rabbit and then accidentally spilled the whole jar of YoWhatTheFuckIsThat accidentally into the formula. These bunnys are persumed mythical, but like other chaos beings is very real. Do not anger the bunny, feed the bunny, tease the bunny or well, let the bunny just be!
Is that a fucking Chaos Bunny!!!!
by Iamwebster1307 January 23, 2022
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Chaos Panda

A wild soul craving adventure, disrupting expectations, with an "I do what I want" attitude.
That two year old is a total Chaos Panda when he jumps off of couches even when his parents tell him no...seems like he's having the time of his life!
by Chaos Coordinator June 24, 2021
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conversational chaos

What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.
The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.
by RegencyEditor January 2, 2010
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chao geng

Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng
If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.
by much_professional May 4, 2019
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tedious chaos

A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
by Siouxsie Supertramp May 9, 2020
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Condom Chaos

When a bunch of gay guys fill up condoms with cum and take turns throwing them at eachother, hoping that one pops on another's face.
Last night, the people in the room above mine had an all night condom chaos party.
by U Lick Mangina July 6, 2005
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