Donkey Chalk

Donkey chalk occurs when you don't immediately clean ejaculent from you and/or your lovers skin after anal, and it dries and/or crusts on your asshole.

Damnit Johnathan, you gave me donkey chalk!

by Big Brown boy April 23, 2019

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.

"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"

by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

chalk season

When one is presented a grand opportunity to steal something. Many times will be said as an exclamation at the opportunity.

*Sees that friend left their gold watch behind*
"Chalk season!"
*Takes watch*

by RiceNigga June 20, 2017

Chalk the bowl

After taking a dump (likely large in nature), and flushing the excrement, if marks are left on the toilet bowl from your shit, you have successfully "chalked the bowl", and multiple flushes may be necessary to remove your prize or possibly a scrub of the toilet brush!

I like to chalk the bowl after a huge meal of Indian curry chicken.

by Historical Accuracy November 16, 2015

Rock Chalk

Something that is definitely going to happen, there's no doubt about it. It's guaranteed.

If Scott and Jamie got into a fight then it'd be rock chalk that Scott would K.O. rickshaw Jamie.

by Dave.R. June 30, 2006

Barack Chalk

A term coined by Democratic Jayhawk fans to show their support for both Obama and Kansas University.

Rock Chalk + Barack = Barack Chalk!

Jayhawk fan: I LOVE OBAMA.
Jayhawk fan: I LOVE THE JAYHAWKS.
Jayhawk fan: SHANANANANA BARACK CHALK.

by Jewce_Jooce March 23, 2010

Chalk it up

To Chalk it up, is to make a bong so thick with smoke, you can hardly see through it

Stoner 1: Lets go hit the bong
Stoner 2: Yeah, lets chalk it up

"Damn, that bong is CHALKED!"

"chalk that bad bitch up.."

by hobbin February 23, 2010