Chainsaw Consultant

Chainsaw Consultant is overrated.
by Sqwimble McWimble May 12, 2024
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Chainsawing

When two women violently start their periods at the same time while scissoring.
Katie and I were scissoring last night and we ended up chainsawing!
by Vampire_Girl January 05, 2021
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Chainsawing

When a guy takes another guy's testicle between his pointer finger and middle finger then takes the other testicle and puts it between his ring finger and middle finger then closes his hand and yanks up and down really fast and hard as if you were trying to start a chainsaw.
Chainsawing.

" last night we were chainsawing, now my nuts are swollen."
by Johnny B. And Mr. D October 02, 2021
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Chainsaw Charlie

A middle-aged, virginal saddoe who lives on his own and can't get a woman - so he spends his life bodging DIY projects with his chainsaw (or any other over-the-top tool which is inappropriate) to pass the time and give him a sense of power over his life.
Stan was a bloody nuisance as a neighbour. Every Sunday morning this sad twat was in the garden drilling, sawing, cutting , hammering or trimming with some fuckin tool. I want to kill this chainsaw charlie.
by tiny winters July 13, 2016
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electric chainsaw

You don't even know how good an electric chainsaw is.
by Electric Chainsaw May 08, 2017
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Using a pice of bologna you eat out the eyes mouth and nose and strap it to your face. Go down on a lady on her period. And after you’re done you make her eat that piece of bologna off your face.
Dude I just gave Karen the nastiest Texas chainsaw massacre!!
by Poopdick222!! May 22, 2019
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Chainsaw Folk

A group of xenophobic minorities that like the Japanese manga "Chainsaw Man" by Tatsuki Fujimoto.
Jesus dude who are all these people and why are they talking about diddling kids?

Oh, that's just Chainsaw Folk.
by Kenneth the Ripper March 19, 2024
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