Chainsaw Carl

A crazy man from upstate NY with a chainsaw, a wood chipper, and a business card. He portrays himself as an "arborist." He offers tree cutting services, but will trim your bush for free if you let him.

He peeps in windows and videos women getting out of the shower. He is the second cousin of Tree-Fucking-Carl, sometimes spelled Tree Fucking Carl, or TreeFuckingCarl, and he is severely inbred.

He leaves cameras attached to the trees outside your window which stream video live to his Carl shack, where he and all the other Carl's hang out and jack off while watching Carl trim your bush.

Girl 1 "I just hired an arborist to trim the trees around my house"
Girl 2 "I hope it's not Chainsaw Carl! Lol."
Girl 1 "it's that crazy fuck with the chainsaw and wood chipper that's peepin' and creepin' around!"

by Double take July 10, 2025

chainsaw teeth

A person that doesn’t take care of their teeth due to drug use or poor dental hygiene.

That Meth head has chainsaw teeth

by Combop May 25, 2020

redneck chainsaw

double barreled percussion shotgun .12 Ga you use to farm your family for funds. no license required if you make paper shotshells.

my great grand mother was probably married by a redneck chainsaw.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

chainsaw boob nibbler

an individual who is sucking at a boob that is very spikey and milk contains litteral steel

person1: hey look at dem spikey steel boobs!

bob: man i wanna suck them like a chainsaw boob nibbler

by neonon December 27, 2022

Vaginal chainsaw massacre

Vaginal chainsaw massacre is when you wrap tin foil around your dick and proceed to have vaginal sex.

"I gave Sara a vaginal chainsaw massacre last night"

by Maikelele March 21, 2019

Chainsaw

The act of pulling someone’s testicles from behind and pulling up to their butt crack; a wedgie with someone’s ballsack instead of underwear.
This is done in a quick and violent fashion to resemble that of revving a chainsaw (hence the name)

Be careful in the locker room. Terrence gives all the freshman a chainsaw as initiation.

by Jeremy linn April 17, 2024

Texas Chainsaw

White Russian with Dr. Pepper

Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”

by Kyn&tonic February 4, 2022