by hgfive February 15, 2017
Acronym for cock block squad. A group or individual who's mission in life is to ruin those perfect moments with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Girl: oh my gosh! I was skyping the babe yesterday and my idiot little brother came in and started playing wii.
Friend: haha he's obviously just being the CBS.
Friend: haha he's obviously just being the CBS.
by anon1998 September 03, 2013
So i was going to respond to this client but I didn't want to CB it. Naturally I did my own research and came to my own conclusion
by Jimmythefoot June 01, 2018
by Mister 1derful April 20, 2023
Shortened version of "Chaturbate", an online chat while masturbating site, where cam-models perform for viewers who visit their "room".
by Elsa Geld April 25, 2020
Cb means colonel by secondary school, it’s a school full of IB bitches that are weird as hell and can’t get over a talking stage for shit. It’s full of white people and asians that call arabs and black people “misogynistic” for being nonchalant. Only cool people are known by everyone in that school. It’s full of weird people that think that they can’t live without math and chemistry, when infact the only think they need in life is jesus cz they be weird asl. It’s a school full of nerds that come up to you to dap you up and call ur name when u don’t even know who the hell they is. It’s a school where people talk shit about others on an anonymous site rather than goin up to their faces. No guy ever gets pussy in this mf. Getting pussy is rare in this school, stairwells are dryer than a bitch on a tuesday morning. It’s a school full of teachers that stay on ur ass like back pockets if you don’t sumbit your work on time, shit they even show up to ur house if they can. It’s a school where teachers are bartenders, and a school where black people and arab people are counted on your fingers and they’re the only ones that make the school better. It’s a school where every white person is learning how to be a future karen and a school that teaches they kids how to snitch faster than a formula one going 370 on a Abu Dhabi yard. It’s a shitty school.
Shmoney: yo what school you go to?
Trey: cb
Shmoney: no way u go to jail
Trey: I’m forced to mane
Shmoney: just skip class and come
Trey: I can’t, there’s a white girl standing on the door, I’m getting released at 3:15 pm
Shmoney: free you dawg
Trey: cb
Shmoney: no way u go to jail
Trey: I’m forced to mane
Shmoney: just skip class and come
Trey: I can’t, there’s a white girl standing on the door, I’m getting released at 3:15 pm
Shmoney: free you dawg
by Numba30 March 09, 2022
CB, otherwise known as Chronic Bitchlessness, is a disorder often underdiagnosed in young men. To assess if one of the homies has CB, watch for symptoms such as: simping on the timeline, talking out of pocket sexually whilst simultaneously demonstrating a clear lack of experience, or objectifying e-girls.
by ZeeGot December 06, 2023