Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
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I don't know, stop fucking your sister maybe. You God told you not to fuck your sister. You did it anyway. And then you started a cult to extole the virtues of sister fucking.
Hym "What's causing all the autism? Probably all the incest, quasi-incest, and accidental genetically similar attraction incest. Let, she looks like your sister because you live in the same family tree somewhere down the line. You made an incest cult. Stop fucking your sister or stop complaining about the autism. You can't have it bith ways."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
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Trump caused Covid

The bullshit idea that it's Trump's fault for COVID, not only ignoring the fact that recently the CDC discovered that only 6% of counted COVID deaths were actually COVID deaths, but the fact that it was due to the fact that many governors did things that Trump had no control over, such as the fact that Governor Cuomo sent old people to die in state nursing homes, deaths which helped cover up, while attacking Trump, and furthermore, Trump signed the largest stimulus bill in US history to help, oh and there's also the fact that overall, Trump had no effect on the decision of the state governments, considering that the US has a federal system where the states can decide for themselves what policies to have, so even Trump putting out guidelines still didn't mean that all governors had to follow them. Overall, everything is mainly reliant on the states.
Leftist dumbass: Trump caused Covid Haha Cuomo is such a good boy he should run for president he cares about covid and climate change and he stands up to Trump
Anyone with any IQ over room temperature: Did you know that Cuomo sent old people to die in New York nursing homes and also the fact that he helped cover up deaths afterwards? Oh and consider the fact that he shut down 2 reactors at the clean and powerful Indian point Nuclear power plant, as a result of which reliance on carbon dioxide emitting natural gas increased.

Leftist dumbass: (AOL noises) Orange man bad! He is literally *Insert average movie dictator* and we are *Insert generic hollywood rebel* !
by Gaylordgangster69 September 16, 2020
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Lost Cause

A lost cause is someone who it is not worth it to try getting something through to them because it will be nothing anyway.
Billy: Don't try getting through to Zaden. He's a "Lost Cause"
Bob: Wow!
by kindashadow January 16, 2024
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I’m/Me/Mart/Cause

I'm/Me/Mar/Cause or knowly as it is generation slang, It’s meaning is Pinipitas na Mangga or Kinukuha na Mangga.

However, It requires a lot of work and a tedious job nevertheless of it’s long breathtaking job.
Example:
Tao 1: Sa’n ka nag I’m/Me/Mart/Cause?
Tao 2: Do’n sa kabilang bahay kina aling pacing.
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Causing it

Causing it: the act to create chaos or mayhem for ones own pleasure
Here I'm Bored lets go cause it. What did you do last night, Nothing much just went out Causing it
by Picco_Goodman December 12, 2022
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