Carped/carping

Meeting some one via a dating app to find out they are better looking in person then on line.

I met a girl via a dating app and was to find out she is better looking in person. I had been carped/carping.
I was carping women on dating apps.

by SteveVan October 29, 2020

carp

i say it instead of crap

Person 1: dang nabbit.
Person 2: carp.
Person 3: da fuk

by patricia morarez October 16, 2020

Carp

Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.

Everyone: WHAT THE CARP

by Clar February 20, 2017

carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 24, 2020

Carp

When you finally get something only for something to happen to it and/or turn out worse than expected.

Person: "Bro there was this game i spent hours waiting outside of Gamestop at 1 A.M i was supposed to go to school and when i bought the game and tried it, it was dogshit!,
Person 2: "Dang you just got carped."

by Bertushka620 September 1, 2023

Lard Carp

Someone overweight that is swimming

What a beautiful majestic lard carp you have there

by anonymous September 14, 2021

Carping

Carping, or to Carp, is to continuously express your love of the magicarp and collect all kind of merchandise and make a ton of fan art and basically fangirl over Magicarp every chance you get.

"Oh my gosh you'll never see her not carping, it's like magicarp is all she puts her life into".

by FooTheOdd January 23, 2018