I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
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When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info
"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"
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Thieves' Cant

As per Wikipedia: Thieves' cant (also known as thieves' argot, rogues' cant, or peddler's French)1 is a cant, cryptolect, or argot which was formerly used by thieves, beggars, and hustlers of various kinds in Great Britain and to a lesser extent in other English-speaking countries. It is now mostly obsolete and used in literature and fantasy role-playing, although individual terms continue to be used in the criminal subcultures of Britain and the United States.

It was commonly believed that cant developed from Romany. Etymological research now suggests a substantial correlation between Romany words and cant, and equivalents, in many European languages. However, in England, Scotland, and Wales this does not apply. The Egyptians, as they were known, were a separate group from the standard vagabonds, and cant was fully developed within 50 years of their first arrival in England. Comparison of Romany words in the Winchester Confessions taken in 1616 with modern Welsh Romani show high commonality. This record also distinguished between Romany and Cant words and again the attributions of the words to the different categories is consistent with later records.

Me personally, i think it means YEE HAW PARTNER YEE HAVE YAWS YEE LAST YAAAAA!!!!
Criminal 1: “Ho sir, you’re clearly a f'reign'r. Wend readeth this cant so yond thee may knoweth how to maketh wage 'round h're”

Wandering Beggar: “what?”

That is the Thieves' Cant
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Something you say to yourself as a reminder to keep your composure/remain a Thug Gangsta while in a situation that has you frightened or feeling scared. To help keep your cool till you get through it. Thugs dont Cry
As Jordan stood on the edge of a mountain side cliff she slowly inched her way to saftey while slowly repeating Cant Scream Thug Life If You Cryin' over and over in her head.
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Come on England CANT

When your mate Will is drunk and screaming aloud, he shouts "COME ON ENGLAND CANT," it is a sign of patriotism
Will shouted "COME ON ENGLAND CANTS" to Joel and Jake, his mates.
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lalala i cant hear you

the act of telling people you dont want to hear they're bitch ass blabbing so you go "lalala i can't hear you" to show you fucking hate them and want them to really shut up
Nate: Its just math, how the fuck are you fail-
Keith: Lalala i cant hear you
Nate: Fuck you
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cant handle the bean

Chase Williams cant handle the bean
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